2021.12.04 05:28 ThiccMaryMagdalene Lincecum strikes out 15, throws complete game
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2021.12.04 05:28 ghazal1345 اليوم ب تسوي ميمز ولا لا🧐
2021.12.04 05:28 Majestic_Tangerine_6 What’s your favorite go to game?
I’m really bored and tired of the games I play rn. What game(s) do you think are the best? What should I try out? Up for anything and it doesn’t have to be video games. It could be any hobby really.
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2021.12.04 05:28 drbeauregardthecat 15 North tonight
2021.12.04 05:28 stingymaggot Billy Joel's hit song 'Uptown Girl'... is 100% about anal.
This may seem far-fetched, unimportant, idiotic, even, but I'm totally right about this one people.
I was lying in bed last night, and much like the greats of our time, had an incredible epiphany about Mr Joel's hit song Uptown Girl.
Yes, it may be a more poignant doo-wop / pop-classic intertwining social commentary with quirky rom-com charm, or it may be the most candid 'I'm 100% going to fuck your asshole' 70s/80s tune to hit the charts.
(Also to clarify, I'm not personally into anal, so there's no bias here. Just objective research and truths, ya'll.)
For clarification, here are the lyrics:
Uptown girl She's been living in her *uptown world*** I bet she never had a *backstreet** guy* I bet her *mama never told her why***
**I'm gonna try for* an uptown girl* She's been living in her *white bread** world* As long as anyone with *hot blood can*** And now she's looking for a *downtown man*** That's what I am
And *when she knows what* She wants* from her time* And when she wakes up And *makes up her mind***
She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting *tired of her high class toys*** And all her presents from her *uptown boys*** She's got *a choice***
Uptown girl *You know I can't afford to buy her *pearls*** But maybe someday when *my ship comes in** She'll understand what kind of *guy I've been*** And then *I'll win***
And when she's *walking*** She's looking so fine** And when she's talking* She'll say that she's mine*
She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am
Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl My uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl My uptown girl
OK! - 'uptown' is a reference to vanilla / vaginal penetrative sex 100% - therefore, 'downtown' is a reference to anal sex (think about the anatomy of the genitalia, ya'll) - ^ this can also be applied to the use of 'backstreet', contrasting to 'front', illustrating the likeness to back door, i.e. anal - 'mama never told her why' -- making note of the social taboos surrounding anal sex and the open discussion of sex generally-speaking within society - 'white bread' can also be contrasted to vanilla-style sexual intercourse, alongside contrasted to.. perhaps... brown bread... hm (just me)? - the 'hot blood can' could also perhaps illustrate comparisons to an erect penis, something 'can' do 'something' with 'hot blood' to enable it.. i.e. a dick, ya'll. - again, 'downtown man' illustrates an identification with liking anal, much like his other lines repeating this theme -- 'that's what I am', 'guy I've been' - his aims to appeal to her inquisitiveness, and her boredom with 'uptown boys' and 'high class toys' (could literally mean sex toys, or the aims for more 'high-class' sexual acts, as opposed to 'dirtier' ones, like fucking an anus voluntarily). - 'my ship comes in' -- literal comparison to his penis entering her asshole, people. - ^ alongside this, he's saying that once this does happen, only then will she really appreciate the prospect of a 'downtown' guy and his proposed activities (i.e. don't knock it 'till you try it). - 'walking she's looking so fine' -- again, comparison to the post-anal experience and its benefits - he can't / won't buy her 'pearls' -- not be nasty, but could this not be compared to a sex act involving pearls in the name? I.e., he's not into the average sexual acts, and would rather try something else (and intimating that perhaps she'd also bored with the current options she's been offered). - 'when she knows what she wants', 'makes up her mind', 'she's got a choice', illustrating her interest in trying new sexual acts, and reiterating the theme of the song -- him trying to entice / encourage her to try anal, ya'll.
Maybe I'm a disgusting person, but listening to this again just reminded me of this theory. To be real, this is all in jest, but I did think it would be remiss of me not to go full Reddit-conspiracy-theorist every once in a while. What are your opinions on this?
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2021.12.04 05:28 Professional-Quit-34 Ok something wrong , the printer try to get out of the edge of the surface, and the print quality is just bad , why ?
2021.12.04 05:28 UnguidedAndMisused I think my Pandora Radio is having a stroke lmfao.
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2021.12.04 05:28 sudcha23 [Video] Fear is nothing more than a state of mind - Napolean Hill
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2021.12.04 05:28 Plenty-Suit6733 2 ww fail :(
After 8 days of a fresh egg transfer my partner came on her period ,this was devastating to both of us ,the clinic told us to continue as normal ,we did even though we both knew the outcome ,I’m just ask does anyone know what the reason for period would have been did we do something wrong ??
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2021.12.04 05:28 personoid 2021 Squire Bullet Telecaster only top loader strings?
I just got a Squire Telecaster Bullet from Amazon and realized that it has only top loader strings on it. On all of the other websites and stores it has through body. Did they change the design? I've never seen a telecaster without through-body strings.
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2021.12.04 05:28 pedroooooooooooo Lost a friend
Last June I got into one of my friends but of course I'm a moron and I kept texting her like an idiot. She then told me we can be friends but nothing else, which was totally fine and understandable, but now I feel like she hates me and I have no idea why.
It's been a few months like that and I don't know what to do, I'd like to text her and ask but I don't want to make an even bigger fool of myself than I already had in the summer. We weren't the best friends or anything like that, and obviously I can't force her to be friends with me but we could at least be able to talk to each other like civilized human beings.
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2021.12.04 05:28 AmbassadorWorf The Anomaly is the entity from Star Trek V answering "What does God need with a starship?"
2021.12.04 05:28 xandervandersteen Progress on my backpiece… By @helen_hitori at 13 Munich
2021.12.04 05:28 Shuffle-Tee Today’s multisyllabic rhyme challenge (#767) is...
A-x-A-e/ Danish pastry/ Chasing Amy/ Wakey, wakey/ David Bailey/ ADHD/ Avon lady/ Shake it, baby/ Play for safety/
Get the book and don't be lazy, matey. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Advanced-Rhyming-Dictionary-Multisyllabic-Rappers/dp/1786236680
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2021.12.04 05:28 You_dontkn0wme Bruh Pingu is Just fucking Evil
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2021.12.04 05:28 crashboi7 I’m a voice actor now I suppose
2021.12.04 05:28 hsjung Joni Mitchell - River (cover by Jungah Lee)
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2021.12.04 05:28 AmbassadorWorf Laforge
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2021.12.04 05:28 BlackCatRanch Sparkly house in San Mateo
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2021.12.04 05:28 The_kindhearted_cure Do you believe in the Food Design Rumor of Delicious Party?
There’s been a rumor lately about the pink cure’s designs being based on salmon, the blue’s on a sandwich, yellow’s on ramen and the mascots on foods. Do you think it’s true?
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2021.12.04 05:28 galactic_princesss is it true that security barges into your hotel room once a day now on property??
2021.12.04 05:28 Electrical-Night-291 I'm not sure anymore...are they lazy or just stupid. Who's doing the hiring these days?