2021.09.27 21:15 Lilmsslaughter Couldn’t find my new kitten, was calling his name, looking under and behind everything… and then I finally found him passed out in my laundry basket 😂 oh silly Boo
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2021.09.27 21:15 Pudenator Diary of a Shrimpy Kid
*My son is currently missing. He disappeared last Wednesday night. No one has seen or heard from him since. It appeared that he just vanished without a trace, but I believed there is more to this than him just "running away", like police think. I know he wouldn't do that.
My suspicions were confirmed, however, when I found his diary hidden in his room. It seems that there is definitely more than meets the eye and I am going to share what I have found.*
After the events of tonight, I'm pretty sure I want to become a vegetarian. My Dad thought it would be a great idea for the whole family to go out to 'The Crustacean Fixation', a fairly posh restaurant in my town. He knows that I don't really like seafood and he knows that Mum hates it too, but still, he insisted we go.
"It's the nicest restaurant in town. Do you really want to not go just because you don't like the food?", he said to both me and Mum.
I thought it would be fairly obvious to him that, yes that's exactly why we don't want to go. Of course, Logan agreed with Dad and told him that he couldn't wait to pig out on seafood. Logan is always trying to be Dad's favourite, and it appears he is winning that battle.
So, against my will, I was forced to eat at this horrible restaurant. After reading through the menu many times and almost gagging at half of the options, I finally decided to order a plate of pasta, the only thing on the menu that didn't have any seafood in it.
Dad thought that I was being a bit of a wuss though, cause he secretly ordered me a plate of shrimp. When it arrived, I looked at it in disgust and felt sick when I realised it was for me. Dad told me that it was good to eat seafood and especially in these times, we should eat as much seafood as we could. He picked up one of the shrimps and started to peel it right in front of me.
He really should have warned me first because I was not expecting him to suddenly snap the head off of one of the poor animals. I also didn't expect him to pull off its legs.
"Can't forget to remove the poop shoot", he said to me as he removed a small, black strand of weird skin out of the shrimps back. It looked like he unbuckled a small belt that the shrimp was wearing and then pulled it out of its spine.
Once he finished pulling the shrimp apart, he popped it into his mouth and started chewing. It was too much for me and it even put me off of my pasta that was coming for me. Dad then expected me to do the same. He actually wanted me to rip apart the shrimp and eat it. I looked down at its face and saw two small, black eyes. They kinda reminded me of a pool ball. You know, the black one that you dont want to get into the pocket, which is funny, cause I didn't want to get this in my mouth.
I did notice something strange about this shrimp though. I noticed a small black mark that was on its back. It almost looked like it was in the shape of a star or something. I didn't get a very good look at it though, cause Dad suddenly picked it up and peeled it. He then passed it to me. I couldn't believe it. He expected me to eat it.
"C'mon, with big buck teeth like yours, you could chew straight through it", my brother, Logan said to me. I hate when he comments on my teeth, but I don't think he will ever stop, not until I actually grow into my giant two front teeth.
My stomach dropped and I knew that it was best to just take a bite of the shrimp. It was the last thing I wanted to do, but I didn't want to let my Dad down, and I didn't want Logan tease me about it, so I took it off of Dad and took a bite.
Woke up this morning with a slight churn in my stomach. Probably the shrimp. Unfortunately, I still felt well enough to go to school. Probably wouldn't be able to convonce Mum to let me stay home. "I ate some shrimp" probably isn't a good enough excuse. So, I had no other option but to go to school.
It went by as fast as usual. Which is as fast as a cheetah, if the cheetah was still asleep. Science class was the only class that was kinda interesting. Spent the entire lesson learning about metamorphisis, which the process of an animal changing its body structure. I spent the rest of the day wishing that I could also change into a butterfly, cause then I could just fly away from school.
With the way I felt this morning when I woke up this morning, I probably could've convinced Mum to let me stay home from school. I felt sick to the stomach and had aches and pains all over my body. I felt like I had been hit by a truck, if that truck had also reversed back over me just to make sure they got me.
I laid in bed for a while, almost not being able to move because of the pain. After a small period of not moving though, the pain did go away. For some reason I decided to not tell Mum about this sudden burst of pain, but instead, tough it out and go to school.
School was pretty much how you would expect. Slow and boring, but thankfully I didn't have anymore pain, other than the normal pain that school brings.
I spent the night watching TV with my Dad. Watched what we normally do. The news. And of course, Dad would make a small 'hmmmph' sound and shake his head after some bad news was read out.
"Three dead in a deadly head on collison."
"Seafood shortage still affecting the area."
"Teenagers are running wild in the area and are slashing people's front tyres."
Woke up this morning and noticed straight away that my neck felt different. It didn't hurt exactly but I could feel some pressure, like someone was pressing down onto it.
I put my hand up to my neck to give it a quick massage but when I did, my neck felt completely different than normal. It felt sorta slimy and harder than usual. I could feel some sort of covering that was around my neck. It felt like a strange plastic casing that wrapped itself around my neck. Only, it hadn't just wrapped around my neck, it was attached to it.
I tried not to panic, which was difficult, but I didn't want to worry too much. I instantly remembered back to the time that my Dad awkwardly gave me the 'talk', and thought back to what he had said then.
"You're body is going to go through some changes really soon".
I didn't recall him saying that a slimy and plasticy neck would be one of those changes, but maybe he just forgot to mention it. I tried to convince myself that this was probably just the start of puberty, but c'mon I'm not really that gullible.
I didn't want my parents to worry about my strange neck, they already worry enough as it is, so I thought the best thing to do was to wrap a scarf around my neck before I saw them.
I found an old scarf in my wardrobe that was a Christmas present a few years ago from my Grandma. I remember when she gave it to me she said,
"You are going to need this one day, trust me".
I didn't trust her at all, but it turns out she was right. I think she might be right about most things. She was right when she told Logan that he was a kiss-ass, and now she was definitely right about the scarf.
Mum and Dad didn't really pay too much attention to what I was wearing, so they didn't even mention the scarf, which was a relief.
School was once again uneventful. Well up until lunch time it was. I finished class (well finished my nap during class), and went out for lunchtime. I met up with my friend, Danny, who instantly said to me,
"What the hell is wrong with your eyes?".
At first, I didnt know what he was on about and so I asked him.
"They look different. They are really dark and quite round."
So, straight away I went to bathroom to have a look at myself in the mirror. My reflection was definitely different than normal and I was almost convinced that my real reflection had gone on holiday and was replaced by a strange lookalike. My eyes were almost completely black and Danny was right, they were very round. Round like a billiard ball.
I let out a loud gasp when I saw myself. First my neck was changing, and now so were my eyes. What the hell could this mean. This definitely wasn't puberty.
Something very strange is happening to me and I don't know what. I want to talk to someone about it but I don't know who. I guess a doctor would be able to help, but this could even be a problem that the medical field isn't quite ready for.
I somehow managed to avoid eye contact with pretty much everyone for the rest of the day, so no one else noticed my strange eyes. I guess the teachers are already used to me avoiding eye contact with them, so for the teachers it was just a normal day.
I walked home after school as quick as I could. Usually I stop to read all of the signs that are posted onto electricity poles, but today I didn' have the time. I am usually interested in seeing what animals are currently lost, but I had other matters to attend to today.
The only sign that slightly caught my eye was a missing persons poster for a middle aged man who was currently missing. Apparently he has a shaved head, a tattoo of a star on his back and a wears large glasses. I normally try to recognise the people in these posters, but today I just carried on, focussing on my own issues.
I got home earlier than both of my parents today and I guess Logan must be out at a friend's house (I know, surprising he has friends).
I found something strange slid under the door on my house. It was a small business card, but it didn't have the name of the business on it. Instead, it just had a few words that read,
"Strange things happening to your body? Sudden changes you weren't expecting? We can help you! 14 Sturt Road is the answer to all your problems".
I read the card a few times before making up my mind. I am going to visit this place and I hope to find answers to what is happening to me. I will write again soon and hopefully can provide the answers that I seek.
As soon as I read the address '14 Sturt Street', I knew exactly what it was. The Crustacean Fixation. Why would a seafood restaurant be offering help? How did they know what was going on? I needed to know the answers, so I decided that I would pay them a visit.
I drove down to the restaurant straight away to find out what was happening. I arrived only a few minutes after I had read the address in the diary. The Crustacean Fixation was a fairly small building, with two large glass windows at the front, which made it very easy to see inside.
The restaurant was fairly empty, which wasn't too surpring as it was still early afternoon. I hopped out of my car and approached the main door of the restaurant, determined to find answers about my son's whereabouts.
I pushed the front door open and it swung quickly on its hinges. I may have forced the door open a bit too aggressively, but who wouldn't in my situation? I entered the Crustacean Fixation and looked around for someone to confront to find out where my son was. I saw two things in that moment. I saw a waiter walking over to me, ready to seat me at a table, and I also saw a fishtank.
The fishtank was situated in the corner of the room, up against the wall. It was one of those restaurants where you could pick which fish you wished to eat and this was the fishtank that those fish lived in, waiting to be eaten.
As the waiter grew closer to where I was standing, I noticed something strange about one of the aquatic animal that was living inside of the fishtank. Swimming around by itself, was one lonely shrimp.
Normally, this wouldn't be strange at all and I wouldn't think twice about it, but something was different about this shrimp. They were hard to notice at first, but one I did, I was shocked. I stared on in horror at the fishtank as I watched this lonesome shrimp float around the tank. The shrimps two big buck teeth, that hung slightly out of it's mouth, looked awfully familiar.
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